Friday, August 27, 2010

Say Wha?!

HOLLER!

is the word that can describe the 'eureka' moment i just had.

i, being the dumbass, accidentally upgraded my iphone software to the latest 4.0.2 -- which meant that i couldn't download the 'jailbreakme' software. so after numerous searches, i found a link where this guy gave a brilliant tutorial on how to downgrade your software.

bada-bing~ i'm now using 4.0.1! time to jailbreak this badass!

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Nancy SMASH!

Road rage level has increased (surprisingly).

This morning, enroute to work, bunch of dumbasses were scootering pretty slow. As in leaving a huge ass space between them and a bus (that was at least 10 yards ahead) and blocking the folks behind.

STUPID mofos.

Whatever.

Then this lady literally cuts me off -- into a gas station. I was on the inside lane and did not appreciate the sudden serve to the right without warning. This ain't no QB sweep lady.

I'm sure she heard me yell "USE YOUR FUCKIN BLINKERS!" through my face mask.

Later at nite, while waiting for the subway, instead of spreading throughout the cars, bitchasses crammed by the doors thus making it impossible for others (ie ME) to get in.

I'm starting to hate Taiwanese people again...

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

8/18 ∙ Taipei ∙ Home

OCD, perfectionist or ...?

spent an hour (out of 4) at the production house racking my brain on the simplest detail for a company video: formatting the title pages

original format:
Kaohsiung: 3/10 Dreams

1st draft:
高雄: 3/10 Dreams

2nd draft:
Mar 10th, Kaohsiung Dreams

3rd draft:
10 Mar, Kaohsiung Dreams

4th draft:
3/10 . Kaohsiung . Dreams

Final draft:
3/10 ∙ Kaohsiung ∙ Dreams

major props to the editor and agency folks for bearing with me.

they must think i'm insane. sigh~

Monday, August 02, 2010

hoo-ha

Finally taught Monga how the ride the scooter over the weekend.

I don't think she actually learned, as I still have to drag her ass onto it. Plus, I have to set my left leg as a rail for her to lean on and right leg to prevent her from flying off. I'm guessing this is the first time in her doggie life that's been on scooter, so needless to say, she freaked out. And what does she do when she's freaked out and trapped on a moving scooter? She looks at me for comfort. But in her position, she's more or less facing my hoo-ha -- yes, its exactly how it sounds.

Uncomfortable? You betcha. The kicker. Its a million degrees now and since she's all fur, the only way for her to cool down is to pant, which leads to drool -- onto my crotch.