A Strangers Blog

I found this lady's blog and she is halirious! This is just one of her postings.


a shout-out to my boy joel b.

hello joel b., my name is amy. i live in the hampton roads area, and i believe you do as well. no, we've never met, but i feel so close to you. do you know why? wanna take a guess? that's right, i was the lucky individual who purchased your used laptop from a pawnshop in va beach yesterday!! like i said, we've never met, but i feel like you're my new best friend, now that i know so much about you....you know, your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number....you must have more faith in the human race than myself, to leave all that stuff on there. so i take it you are a soldier who just got back from iraq? i def. support the troops, but joel, i need to ask you a very serious question. why did you take all those disgustingly horrifying pictures, and then leave them on the computer??? did you forget to erase them? perhaps you thought you'd one day become nostalgic for the sight of melted iraqi's w/their brains spilling out all over the concrete? why the pictures of the human limbs scattered all over the road?? isn't that something you'd rather forget? i guess maybe you're just the sentimental type. to each their own joel b., to each their own.

let's talk about your taste in porn, shall we? when i opened the C drive and encountered a folder named, 'slap-happy' i eagerly opened it up, anticipating some jokes, perhaps some funny videos, music....i couldn't wait to see what my new friend had left for me!! what i encountered were 50 videos, each one titled, 'slap-happy.' i wasn't sure what i was looking at, but each one had a diff. girl's name in the title. i became a little worried at this pt, but i believed in you joel, and didn't think you'd lead me astray. 'click', i opened the 1st one. hmmmmm, it's a blond girl, and she's on her knees. ok, now she's giving some guy a blow-job. well, that's cool, i guess you must get lonely over there in iraq, nothing wrong w/some.......oh my lord, he's slapping her across the face, hard!!

SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP!! 5 times, and now she's sucking his dick again. this continues for another min., then he slaps her across the face a few more times. she looks pissed off, but keeps blowing him. ok, well that was a little odd......maybe some of the other videos are better. let's try one towards the bottom of the list.....they couldn't possibly ALL be women sucking dick and getting slapped in the face, can they?? well, this video features a brunette girl wearing a toilet lid over her head. they are referring to her as 'the human toilet.' hmmmm. ok, now she's blowing the same dude.....and now he's slapping her across the face!! what the fuck joel, what the fuck. 50?? 50 blow-job, face-slapping vids? why no sex?? don't you want to see pussy?? you are an enigma, joel b.

one more question though....why would you leave all of those military documents in your documents folder? isn't that a breach of your military contract??
congratulations on making soldier of the month. i'm proud of you. keep up the good work!
2:14 AM


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TGIF

It's not that often that I'm in a chipper mood while being sick, but for some odd reason, I am now! ( must be the meds) It's the holiday season and once again, being in Taiwan makes me miss it even more. Sure I'm having Thanksgiving at a friends place and sure we'll be doing some sort of Secret Santa thingy and most likely out and about for New Years Eve, but the whole atmosphere just ain't the same.

Chinese New Years is coming up and I was thinking about coming home. I checked dates/prices and now that I actually processed everything--I don't think its worth it. Instead, I've looked into Malaysia. I have 9-10 days of vacation and to spend it on a sunny, secluded white sandy beach is too irresistable to pass up.

This means I will have to prolong my cravings for Taco Bell, Vivace's, and Safeway's All American Sub, but I think I'll manage. I was lookin forward to seeing everyone, but considering most, if not all, are working, I'll most likely be fiddle daddling at home doing nothing. If that's the case, then I'd rather be doing nothing at the beach. hehehe...

But not to fret, once ticket prices goes down, I'm sure I'll make another attempt to visit. Maybe during Spring--I should have more vacation days accummalated by then!

Over and out.

Nov 16th

Current mood: achey.congested.tired.blah.

I hate being sick....

Life's a hoot

Some people have all the luck....

They can walk a million miles without stepping on shit while other's find shit on the soles of their shoes on a daily basis. They can screw up a million times and still be complimented. They can say 'yes' to things they don't really know and get away with it. They can miss a million deadlines and have other people cover for them. They can find time to play games during crunch time and have the balls to ask other people to drop what they're doing to play along....

What the hell is going on?

Ugh

Current mood: nauseated.tired.constipated.

DAMN FOOD POISONING!!!

Sleepless nite

Taking a cue from Josh's blog:

10 years ago:
10 years ago, I was an extremely shy 14 year old 9th grader at Saghalie Jr. High. I think it was the year my parent's started GD and also the beginning where I kissed all my Saturday's and holidays good-bye for the next 7 years.

5 years ago:
5 years ago, I was 19 and living on my own for the first time. I was living in my studio apt (Rianna #214/Tuscany #313) and loved living by myself. Balling with the Indo's, potlucks, Jerky Girls, movie nights, SU law library and Pochi's would be the highlights of my college career.

1 year ago:
A year ago, I was trying to find a job in LA--things didn't quite work out and I headed back to Seattle. But my time was not wasted. I met cool people and had the best Thai food till this day-- THAI NAKORN, you rock! (you too, Tien!)

Yesterday:
Yesterday was a shitty day at work. I made a mistake on a project (forgot to follow up on a printing order) and since no one caught it, a diagram wasn't printed.... 2 steps forward and 5 steps back--shit~

5 Snacks I Enjoy:
1.) Chocolate chip cookies
2.) Bread
3.) String Cheese
4.) Sliced fruit (especially guava)
5.) Beef jerky

5 Songs I Know The Words To:
1.) "Shoop" - Salt N Pepper
2.) "Baby Got Back" - Sir Mix Alot
3.) “Forever Is Not Enough" - Sammi Cheng
4.) “Zhi Yue" - Ah Liang
5.) “Lucky" - Britany Spears

5 Things I Could Do With $100 million:
1.) Start a charity for neglected/abused kids
2.) Buy a condo in Florence, Paris, New York, London, SF and Seattle--oh, and an island in the Bahamas
3.) Invest in an useless product that'll sell millions on QVC
4.) Invest in real estate in Vegas
5.) Have my family live a comfortable life.

5 Places I Would Run Away To:
1.) Seattle
2.) Thailand - Koh Phi Phi
3.) Tuscany
4.) Hawaii
5.) Taiwan- Kenting

5 Things I Would Never Wear:
1.) Polka dots anything
2.) Mini skirt/short shorts with half my ass hanging out
3.) Ruffles/fur
4.) Animal prints
5.) 3+ inch heels

5 Favorite TV Shows:
1.) Friends
2.) Sex and the City
3.) Golden Girls
4.) Real World/Road Rules Challenges
5.) The Simpsons

5 Bad Habits:
1.) Laziness
2.) Speaking without thinking
3.) Procrastinater
4.) Not eating healthy
5.) Remembering useless info and forgetting important stuff

5 Things that Make me Happy:
1.) Family/Friends
2.) Exercising
3.) Traveling
4.) Watching Friends
5.) Drinking bubble tea and playing cards

5 Fictional Characters I Would Date:
1.) John Smith from Mr and Mrs Smith
2.) Zack from She's All That
3.) Zack from Saved By the Bell
4.) Rusty from Ocean's 11, 12
5.) Emmett from Legally Blonde 1, 2

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