A Strangers Blog

I found this lady's blog and she is halirious! This is just one of her postings.


a shout-out to my boy joel b.

hello joel b., my name is amy. i live in the hampton roads area, and i believe you do as well. no, we've never met, but i feel so close to you. do you know why? wanna take a guess? that's right, i was the lucky individual who purchased your used laptop from a pawnshop in va beach yesterday!! like i said, we've never met, but i feel like you're my new best friend, now that i know so much about you....you know, your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number....you must have more faith in the human race than myself, to leave all that stuff on there. so i take it you are a soldier who just got back from iraq? i def. support the troops, but joel, i need to ask you a very serious question. why did you take all those disgustingly horrifying pictures, and then leave them on the computer??? did you forget to erase them? perhaps you thought you'd one day become nostalgic for the sight of melted iraqi's w/their brains spilling out all over the concrete? why the pictures of the human limbs scattered all over the road?? isn't that something you'd rather forget? i guess maybe you're just the sentimental type. to each their own joel b., to each their own.

let's talk about your taste in porn, shall we? when i opened the C drive and encountered a folder named, 'slap-happy' i eagerly opened it up, anticipating some jokes, perhaps some funny videos, music....i couldn't wait to see what my new friend had left for me!! what i encountered were 50 videos, each one titled, 'slap-happy.' i wasn't sure what i was looking at, but each one had a diff. girl's name in the title. i became a little worried at this pt, but i believed in you joel, and didn't think you'd lead me astray. 'click', i opened the 1st one. hmmmmm, it's a blond girl, and she's on her knees. ok, now she's giving some guy a blow-job. well, that's cool, i guess you must get lonely over there in iraq, nothing wrong w/some.......oh my lord, he's slapping her across the face, hard!!

SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP!! 5 times, and now she's sucking his dick again. this continues for another min., then he slaps her across the face a few more times. she looks pissed off, but keeps blowing him. ok, well that was a little odd......maybe some of the other videos are better. let's try one towards the bottom of the list.....they couldn't possibly ALL be women sucking dick and getting slapped in the face, can they?? well, this video features a brunette girl wearing a toilet lid over her head. they are referring to her as 'the human toilet.' hmmmm. ok, now she's blowing the same dude.....and now he's slapping her across the face!! what the fuck joel, what the fuck. 50?? 50 blow-job, face-slapping vids? why no sex?? don't you want to see pussy?? you are an enigma, joel b.

one more question though....why would you leave all of those military documents in your documents folder? isn't that a breach of your military contract??
congratulations on making soldier of the month. i'm proud of you. keep up the good work!
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