Cryin'

The IT guy at work is a saint. He has a music drive that he shares with who ever wants it -- and it is updated monthly with all the latest tunes. He also provides DVD's, which is another factor why I never leave the apt.

Aerosmith greatest hits is on my playlist right now. Sure brings back memories when MTV was all about the music/music videos instead of the trash that's on it now. Just hearing the ballads makes me want to get a convertible and cruise down the coast with the top down.

Its all the same

I didn't mean to eavesdrop, but in my defense, I was there first. And it wasn't like they were being discreet about it.

So there I was, at Minquan MRT station waiting for a guy that wanted to buy my HTC phone. These two girls came up and sat next to me, lit a couple of cigs, and right as they exhaled the smoke, the sob story came out.

A mutual friend got knocked up (unexpectedly) and apparently the baby daddy is some male whore that's been gettin busy with other girls. Its the universal tale of 'oh, no he didn't!' and 'girls unite!'.

Its really none of my business -- but this would be a good condom ad.

I dont know how the story ended, cuz the guy arrived right on cue and I bounced right after.

Good luck to them.

Blue or Red Pill?

I've been having these god awful headaches and last nite I checked myself into the ER.

Diagnosis = migraines

The doc hooked me up to an IV bag and that was nice. They injected some sort of drug for the pain, which made me woozy and then gave me drugs for the woozy. After being discharged, she gave me some pills and I should take them ONLY if its excruciating pain.

I'm looking at the pills:

1) Tramadol for pain -- which may cause headaches

2) Ergotamine Tartrate for headaches -- but may cause dizziness, nausea and muscle aches

3) Sinphadol for dizziness -- but may cause thirst and fast heart beat

4) Promeran for nausea -- but may cause sleepiness

Why can't they just give me 1 magic pill?

Whack~

what the locals deem as fashion these days. i'm just as stumped as you are..

Surprise

12 hours ago I accidently dropped my keys (house, scooter, mail) in the gutter -- lost FOREVER. As I was waiting for the lock smith to come, I went to the nearest 7-11 to pay my cell phone bill (they stopped my service due to lack of payment).

Anyway, as I was transfering money on the atm, my phone rings (incoming calls are free)

me: hello?

mystery caller: hey loser..

me: um, hello?

mystery caller: hey loser..

me: hmrph.. who is this?

mystery caller: do you like scary movies?

me: what da *anxiously looks behind shoulder and bam, it sinks in..* YOU!!

mystery caller: *laughs*

it was awesome.

The New Beetle

According to research, the newest VW beetle design appeals more to men..

Seriously?

o_O

The Chinese name of the recent movie, Hanna, is: 少女殺手的奇幻旅程.

Now if you do a back translation, its: The young assassin girls' fantasy adventure.

Why couldn't they just say: 漢娜 aka Hanna.

B.U.M

I think there's a bum living in the park -- more specifically, the dog park.

His shopping cart is filled with plastic bags, which was the giveaway, and when he's not lounging on his bench, he has 2(!!!) dogs chillin there watching his stuff.

I don't think he's a threat, he tends to keep to himself when other folks bring their dogs to the enclosed area, but I've been noticing more litter in the dog park due to his occupancy. Yes, I realize the bench is now his domain, but keep it clean! There's a trash can like 10 feet away.

-__-

Eee Pad Transformer

I want this new toy!!

Bali, I'ma coming!

Oh Andrew~

Andrew says:
is everything ok nance?

I say:
andrew!
my honey bunches of oats
work blows
but that's nothing new
=T
how are you?

Andrew says:
shouldn't you be speaking to me about something else?
didn't you feel the earthquake?

I say:
i'm pregnant and you're the father?

Andrew says:
ahh hem

I say:
we had an earthquake?
really? when?

Andrew says:
an hour ago

I say:
really?
lol

Andrew says:
dang,..news travels fast,...

I say:
is this a fart joke?

Andrew says:
i think you had two or three

I say:
nope
i just asked my coworker.. we didn't feel a thing
but thank you for your concern!
i feel the love

Andrew says:
haha
ok
FEEL IT!!
well....the love is going to fix himself dinner then

Tik Tok.

Having an ADD moment -- afternoon.

Supposedly working on a launch plan.

But ended up taking the xmas lights down, cleaned the kitchen and wiped the floors.

Dog is at the groomers so the place is quiet.

Now I'm blogging, reviewing past launch plans and having a staring contest at the ppt template all at the same time. I'm either a pro multitasker or an extreme slacker.

Hm, the windows need to be cleaned..

Sassy

I hate riding the MRT during rush hour. The locals live like sardines so when a train comes, they'll pile in even though here is literally no space whatsoever. I tend to stand near the door and pretend I'm a tree so when people try to push themelves in, they have to go around me. It's easier than it sounds cuz most people weigh less than 100 pounds.

So today at one of the stops, this youngin steps on and in the background this older lady was hovering, trying to pile in as well. She kept saying 'excuse me, I want to get in', and the youngin, goes 'there's no space.. what's the point of cramming yourself in here!' followed with '#%*&$'. The old lady looked shocked and though I wasn't exactly gleeful when she crammed herself in, felt bad for the old lady. In between stops, the youngin, clearly annoyed, goes 'stop shoving!'. This time the old lady grew a pair and retorted 'it's you that's shoving!'.

I thought there'd be a rumble! But alas, once the door opened, I got off with the youngin in tow. I should mention that she kinda pushed me, but considering she was a walking time bomb and me being diplomatic, let it go.

Free Yourself

I should know better as I used to be in adveristing, but this ad totally suckered me into buying the newest NIKE FREE XT.

Hope

[I've heard that it's possible to grow up - I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. Without parents to defy, we break the rules we make for ourselves. We throw tantrums when things don't go our way, we whisper secrets with our best friends in the dark, we look for comfort where we can find it, and we hope - against all logic, against all experience. Like children, we never give up hope...]

Yap, I just quoted Greys. A drama series that's so dyfunctional, but yet so wise.

Can't Beat The Feeling

I accidentally drank expired coke.



oops~

Cut Throat

There's this pool game called cut throat that's played by 3 players. The pool balls are divided up into 3 sets. The objective of the game is to sink in other peoples balls -- hence the name, cut throat.

Every man for himself.

What can I say? Son of a mutha effin bitch~

Ready, Get Set, Go!

Something happened throughout the years..

I had perfect attendence in 8th grade (even got an award)..

Zero hour in high school..

7:30am business law class in college -- which I must brag b/c I went a total of 3.5 times and got an A-!

Yet for the life the me, I am always late for work! I admit, my ad days have spoiled me a bit by clocking in at 10, but in the wonderful world that is Imperial, 9am is like pulling teeth with chopsticks!

But its ok b/c I've been playing a game with my boss. She's actually not aware of this game and so far, I'm kicking ass and taking names. The premise is quite simple: as long as I arrive before my boss, I win!

High five!

Volkswagen Commercial: The Force

E. Fudd

"Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits" ...

Happy Chinese New Year!