Phone tree

Current mood: bloated. Technically not a mood, but whateva.

The following is a true story.

My cousin called his mom (my aunt) and told her that I'm living the poor/ghetto life in Taiwan. My auntie then called my mom and told her that I'm living the poor/ghetto life in Taiwan. My mom then called my godmom (she's in Taiwan), asking if I really was living the poor/ghetto life in Taiwan.

After they hung up, my mom called me to confirm that I was NOT in fact living the poor/ghetto life. Not too long later, my godmom called.

WTF!?!