I went to visit my grandma last weekend. When I got to her place, she was sitting on her bed counting her secret stash of bills.
The following is what I observed:
Step 1: roll the cash
Step 2: wrap a rubber band around them
Step 3: stash the wad in a pouch
Step 4: wrap a rubber band around the pouch
[climax]
Step 5: stash pouch in a pair of whitey tighties
Step 6: wrap a rubber band around the whity tighties
Step 7: stash whitey tighties in super duper secret closet drawer
3 comments:
my granny use to do that too. also my mum...until my dad found it...and put it in her bank account. she nearly killed him when she found out.
its odd right? my dad is old school -- i hear he hides money under the mattress. [shrug]
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