Thursday, July 30, 2009

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Monday, July 27, 2009

He Said, She Said IV

[Warning: Parental discretion is advised]

He said: TITTTSSS!
She said: COCCCK!
He said: Wuddup mo fucken tittts!
She said: I could use some *bleep* about now...

Yes, this is how they've been greeting each other.

Turrets? Sadly, no.
Unusual? Yes.
Perverted? Duh.
Getting old? Psh, never!

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Stop, Drop and Roll II

EARTHQUAKE!!!

So here I am, sitting in the living room surfing the net while my roommate watches a movie on her laptop. The house dog is being her usually 'la-di-la' self and plops on the couch next to her owner to snooze.

[the ground starts shaking...]

WTF, I thought animals were suppose to sense these sort of things? Sadly, just another 'pretty' face.

Tsk~

Friday, July 24, 2009

Casa

Signed the first contract last nite!

[deep breath...]

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PHUKET in Sept! Yah baby!

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Da An Road



Thanks for the countless nites of randomness, sillyness, laughter and great memories.

[Really][Good].....[Not][!]

People here need to define words better.

The team went out to dinner last nite at this not really fancy seafood place called "Really Good Seafood Restuarant". I'm serious, the place is called "Really Good..." and its suppose to be one of the best restaurants in town too!

Food: 3 out of 5 stars
Deco: 2 out of 5 stars
Service: 3.5 out of 5 stars

The final bill for 9 folks? US$1000.

WTF.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Tsk

Ignorance is bliss for some folks.

[shaking head...]

Hush

The silence is deafening -- seriously.

The missing words, the glance that says millions, the sigh that can shatter a window...

Speak now or forever hold your peace.

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On a more depressing note: plucked a gray hair this morning... sigh~

Plus, CM is in town for the next couple of days.

Dinner + HORECA visit tonite. Sheeeeit~

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Kawai 2003



#&$(#$#(*$&#@)#*&#$&#$&

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Not looking forward to tomorrow at all. Mentally preparing myself for the longest week ever(since my last longest week).

Over and out.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Tick, Tock

Once upon a time, when I was at JWT, whenever I looked at the time and saw that it was 8pm, I would think "oh, I still have 4-5 hours of working time left!" Now that I'm on the client side, its very rare that this happens -- until now.

Who's the culprit? Central Marketing + Company Day Event. (*$#&)(!#()$*

Anyhoo....

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Stop, Drop and Roll!

I am an earthquake survivor baby!

Taiwan got rattled last nite -- 6.3 on the richter scale! I'm reading the news and no casualties, whew~

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So every morning when I wake up, the hardest thing I have to decide is what to wear for work. It's not like I'm back in advertising where I can just throw on a pair of jeans (no jeans Mon-Thurs), t-shirt and flip flops. Hmm, sounds like I'm going to Starbucks eh?

This morning, I literally had a staring contest with my closet. I stared that sucker up, up, down, down, left, left, right, right (contra code anyone?) and ennie, mennie, miney, moed which outfit to wear. The woes of working in corporate taiwan.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Boo-boo

I have multiple boo-boos. Some asshole fender bendered me on the way to work today. No cuts, no blood, no stitches... just hella bruised up from falling over.

I just wanna wrap salonpas all over my body and/or slather on bengay. Doesn't that sound wonderful?

On a different note, I can cross Taroko Gorge off my list! Next stop: le beach!

Thursday, July 09, 2009

He Said, She Said III

He said: this one you is for you
She said: hmm
He said: just say the word...

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She later surfed the web and did a lil research of her own.

Conclusion: mutha fucker.

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Monday, July 06, 2009

He Said, She Said II

He said: What do you think?
She said: I think you already know.
He said: Well?

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She said: I know you can do better.
He said: Hmm...
She said: I know you can...

Sunday, July 05, 2009

This is Sparta!

My head hurts (literally).

Went paintballin for the first time ever and as I did a commando crawl move to capture the flag (I was so far away that I couldn't even see the damn thing), some mutha effer on the opposite team kept blastin my unprotected head.

Splat! Splat!
Someone freakin cover me!
Splat! Splat!
Fuck it, I'm retreating.
Splat!

Sigh~

I think I would be the first to die at war.

Thursday, July 02, 2009

You don't say....

An interesting turn of events.

Stay tuned!

He Said, She Said

She said: it's just how it is.
He said: but...
She said: what else is there to do/say?

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She said: doesn't matter whats been said or done -- cause i know.
He said: but...
She said: [smiles and nods] i know.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009