Thursday, December 01, 2005

Clips

http://www.devilducky.com/media/9882/

Kinda fucked up, but funny.



http://www.devilducky.com/media/22773/

All I can say is "Daammnnnnn.."

Monday, November 28, 2005

A Strangers Blog

I found this lady's blog and she is halirious! This is just one of her postings.


a shout-out to my boy joel b.

hello joel b., my name is amy. i live in the hampton roads area, and i believe you do as well. no, we've never met, but i feel so close to you. do you know why? wanna take a guess? that's right, i was the lucky individual who purchased your used laptop from a pawnshop in va beach yesterday!! like i said, we've never met, but i feel like you're my new best friend, now that i know so much about you....you know, your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number....you must have more faith in the human race than myself, to leave all that stuff on there. so i take it you are a soldier who just got back from iraq? i def. support the troops, but joel, i need to ask you a very serious question. why did you take all those disgustingly horrifying pictures, and then leave them on the computer??? did you forget to erase them? perhaps you thought you'd one day become nostalgic for the sight of melted iraqi's w/their brains spilling out all over the concrete? why the pictures of the human limbs scattered all over the road?? isn't that something you'd rather forget? i guess maybe you're just the sentimental type. to each their own joel b., to each their own.

let's talk about your taste in porn, shall we? when i opened the C drive and encountered a folder named, 'slap-happy' i eagerly opened it up, anticipating some jokes, perhaps some funny videos, music....i couldn't wait to see what my new friend had left for me!! what i encountered were 50 videos, each one titled, 'slap-happy.' i wasn't sure what i was looking at, but each one had a diff. girl's name in the title. i became a little worried at this pt, but i believed in you joel, and didn't think you'd lead me astray. 'click', i opened the 1st one. hmmmmm, it's a blond girl, and she's on her knees. ok, now she's giving some guy a blow-job. well, that's cool, i guess you must get lonely over there in iraq, nothing wrong w/some.......oh my lord, he's slapping her across the face, hard!!

SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP!! 5 times, and now she's sucking his dick again. this continues for another min., then he slaps her across the face a few more times. she looks pissed off, but keeps blowing him. ok, well that was a little odd......maybe some of the other videos are better. let's try one towards the bottom of the list.....they couldn't possibly ALL be women sucking dick and getting slapped in the face, can they?? well, this video features a brunette girl wearing a toilet lid over her head. they are referring to her as 'the human toilet.' hmmmm. ok, now she's blowing the same dude.....and now he's slapping her across the face!! what the fuck joel, what the fuck. 50?? 50 blow-job, face-slapping vids? why no sex?? don't you want to see pussy?? you are an enigma, joel b.

one more question though....why would you leave all of those military documents in your documents folder? isn't that a breach of your military contract??
congratulations on making soldier of the month. i'm proud of you. keep up the good work!
2:14 AM


http://spaces.msn.com/members/thereasonimpissedoff/Blog/cns!1p9xpljl42vZ5R193qhpsTmw!2765.entry

Friday, November 18, 2005

TGIF

It's not that often that I'm in a chipper mood while being sick, but for some odd reason, I am now! ( must be the meds) It's the holiday season and once again, being in Taiwan makes me miss it even more. Sure I'm having Thanksgiving at a friends place and sure we'll be doing some sort of Secret Santa thingy and most likely out and about for New Years Eve, but the whole atmosphere just ain't the same.

Chinese New Years is coming up and I was thinking about coming home. I checked dates/prices and now that I actually processed everything--I don't think its worth it. Instead, I've looked into Malaysia. I have 9-10 days of vacation and to spend it on a sunny, secluded white sandy beach is too irresistable to pass up.

This means I will have to prolong my cravings for Taco Bell, Vivace's, and Safeway's All American Sub, but I think I'll manage. I was lookin forward to seeing everyone, but considering most, if not all, are working, I'll most likely be fiddle daddling at home doing nothing. If that's the case, then I'd rather be doing nothing at the beach. hehehe...

But not to fret, once ticket prices goes down, I'm sure I'll make another attempt to visit. Maybe during Spring--I should have more vacation days accummalated by then!

Over and out.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Nov 16th

Current mood: achey.congested.tired.blah.

I hate being sick....

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Life's a hoot

Some people have all the luck....

They can walk a million miles without stepping on shit while other's find shit on the soles of their shoes on a daily basis. They can screw up a million times and still be complimented. They can say 'yes' to things they don't really know and get away with it. They can miss a million deadlines and have other people cover for them. They can find time to play games during crunch time and have the balls to ask other people to drop what they're doing to play along....

What the hell is going on?

Monday, November 07, 2005

Ugh

Current mood: nauseated.tired.constipated.

DAMN FOOD POISONING!!!

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Sleepless nite

Taking a cue from Josh's blog:

10 years ago:
10 years ago, I was an extremely shy 14 year old 9th grader at Saghalie Jr. High. I think it was the year my parent's started GD and also the beginning where I kissed all my Saturday's and holidays good-bye for the next 7 years.

5 years ago:
5 years ago, I was 19 and living on my own for the first time. I was living in my studio apt (Rianna #214/Tuscany #313) and loved living by myself. Balling with the Indo's, potlucks, Jerky Girls, movie nights, SU law library and Pochi's would be the highlights of my college career.

1 year ago:
A year ago, I was trying to find a job in LA--things didn't quite work out and I headed back to Seattle. But my time was not wasted. I met cool people and had the best Thai food till this day-- THAI NAKORN, you rock! (you too, Tien!)

Yesterday:
Yesterday was a shitty day at work. I made a mistake on a project (forgot to follow up on a printing order) and since no one caught it, a diagram wasn't printed.... 2 steps forward and 5 steps back--shit~

5 Snacks I Enjoy:
1.) Chocolate chip cookies
2.) Bread
3.) String Cheese
4.) Sliced fruit (especially guava)
5.) Beef jerky

5 Songs I Know The Words To:
1.) "Shoop" - Salt N Pepper
2.) "Baby Got Back" - Sir Mix Alot
3.) “Forever Is Not Enough" - Sammi Cheng
4.) “Zhi Yue" - Ah Liang
5.) “Lucky" - Britany Spears

5 Things I Could Do With $100 million:
1.) Start a charity for neglected/abused kids
2.) Buy a condo in Florence, Paris, New York, London, SF and Seattle--oh, and an island in the Bahamas
3.) Invest in an useless product that'll sell millions on QVC
4.) Invest in real estate in Vegas
5.) Have my family live a comfortable life.

5 Places I Would Run Away To:
1.) Seattle
2.) Thailand - Koh Phi Phi
3.) Tuscany
4.) Hawaii
5.) Taiwan- Kenting

5 Things I Would Never Wear:
1.) Polka dots anything
2.) Mini skirt/short shorts with half my ass hanging out
3.) Ruffles/fur
4.) Animal prints
5.) 3+ inch heels

5 Favorite TV Shows:
1.) Friends
2.) Sex and the City
3.) Golden Girls
4.) Real World/Road Rules Challenges
5.) The Simpsons

5 Bad Habits:
1.) Laziness
2.) Speaking without thinking
3.) Procrastinater
4.) Not eating healthy
5.) Remembering useless info and forgetting important stuff

5 Things that Make me Happy:
1.) Family/Friends
2.) Exercising
3.) Traveling
4.) Watching Friends
5.) Drinking bubble tea and playing cards

5 Fictional Characters I Would Date:
1.) John Smith from Mr and Mrs Smith
2.) Zack from She's All That
3.) Zack from Saved By the Bell
4.) Rusty from Ocean's 11, 12
5.) Emmett from Legally Blonde 1, 2

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Monday, October 31, 2005

Happy Halloween!

Current mood: sleepy.

I should recap on what happened at my company's bowling tournement--yours truly whooped ass and over $100!! GO ME!

Halloween weekend: my roomies and went dressed up as playboy bunnies... will post pics up soon!

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

100% Fobulous Baby!

I recently splurged on an item---that's right! I bought a scooter! Sure, I know its dangerous and I might get hurt or hurt others and a whole bunch of blah, blah, blah's. But I'm looking at it as an investment.

Sadly, it is not yellow. It's your typical silver scooter, which I shall name "Quick Silver". (So unoriginal--and I'm in advertising too!)

I just hope it doesn't get stolen *knock on wood!*

Anyhoo, the scooter did set me back a bit. I've been working 3 months and I havne't saved a penny. Oh well, Rome wasn't built in a day.

All I can say is "Vroom, vrrrrroom baBy!"

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Seaweed

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!

Wasabi flavored seaweed is freakin SPICY!!!!!

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Rested

Current mood: content

Went to bed at 9:30pm last nite and slept till 8am!!! Wish I could sleep like that every night.

[happy sigh]

Monday, October 17, 2005

PS

Company bowling tournement this Saturday.
500NT a strike! (US$15 a strike)

Wish me luck!!!

Mondays

Current mood: sleepy

I have Jack Johnson's newest album playing in the background...

Heather, if you're reading this: Koh Samet *sigh*

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Phone tree

Current mood: bloated. Technically not a mood, but whateva.

The following is a true story.

My cousin called his mom (my aunt) and told her that I'm living the poor/ghetto life in Taiwan. My auntie then called my mom and told her that I'm living the poor/ghetto life in Taiwan. My mom then called my godmom (she's in Taiwan), asking if I really was living the poor/ghetto life in Taiwan.

After they hung up, my mom called me to confirm that I was NOT in fact living the poor/ghetto life. Not too long later, my godmom called.

WTF!?!

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

IKEA!

Weekend recap...

I decided to take a break from teaching English on Saturday and cleaned the apt. Well, more like remodeling... Kieran came over and we finally had the man power to disassemble the bunk bed. My room finally looks a like room--more like a dorm room! Amanda's room is a classic musicians room and Alice's room is straight out of an Ikea bedroom showcase. Good stuff.

Went to Ikea with the girls on Sunday. I've always been curious at the food in the cafeteria, so that day while the girls had coffee, I bought a plate of their swedish meatballs. It was okay. Right when the balls hit your mouth, you'd think, "ew, I'm eating rubber!" But the flavor steps in and its not too bad.

Everyone had things to buy. I needed a blanket, duvet cover and another pillow. It took us about 2 hours to get to the check out stand and by that time, we were hungry again! Back to the Ikea cafeteria... This time around, Amanda and Alice split the half rostisserie chicken and I ordered the pig knuckle. It was huge but not as flavorful. Can't believe I ate 2 meals at Ikea. Who would've thunk? But the NT 35 all-you-can-drink deal was fabulous!

We went to the flower market afterwards and this lady tried to sell a poodle to me and Alice. Nice try, lady! But we ain't buyin your sick, lookin puppy for $1000!

I had the day off on Monday (Taiwan independence day) and just wanted to stay at home and have a Friends marathon. But we decided to shop at Carrefour (never again!) for some groceries and it was just torture! Madd people~ I hate people.

Black Magic Bra

Poked myself in the eye with my bra this morning (don't ask me how)... Eye sight is still a bit blurry. Shit, don't tell me I gave myself a corneal ulcer. What are the odds!?!

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Blah~

Current mood: sleepy. tired.unfunctional.

3 day weekend coming up! Thinking about taking the 12th off to just catch up on sleep. Not a bad idea huh?

Monday, October 03, 2005

What's my age again?

Current mood: sleepy and constipated--lovely.

I celebrated my 24th (!!!!) birthday last Sunday (9/25). I originally wanted to have brunch on Sunday but my co-workers found out it was my bday and decided to have a bbq Saturday evening to celebrate. We've actually been planning a bbq for awhile and it was just prefect timing.

I was Mah Jong Nazi/Bartender Queen that nite and we were up the entire nite talking about work, future plans and playing tons of games. At 6am, the guys wanted to play ball and being the crazy bunch that we are, went to a nearby rec center and played 3 on 3. CRAZY!

I got home around 9:30am and semi slept until 3pm. Alice and Amanda surprised me with some much needed items of clothing!!! Thanks girls! And later on in the evening, proceeded to indulge ourselves with all you can eat spicy hot pot! Good stuff~~

Now that I'm a year older I still feel like I'm 15. Hmm--I should act more like a 24 year old. Maybe next year....

Met with M.E. for the 4th time today. Enough is enough!!!!

PS. I invited my co-workers home during Chinese New Years. On the cab ride over to the clients, I was counting down the months--5!!!!! Shit~

I've been working for 2 months now, but with the amount of hours I've logged in and how it really feels, it's like I've been working for 6 months... Has time slowed down or am I just getting old? o_O"

Saturday, October 01, 2005

Personality Quiz

I saw this quiz link on Grace's site and I decided to fill it out. Pretty much on the money. Kinda freaky too.

http://quizbox.com/personality/test82.aspx

Your view on yourself:
You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.

The seriousness of your love:
You are very serious about relationships and aren't interested in wasting time with people you don't really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.

Your views on education:
You may not like to study but you have many practical ideas. You listen to your own instincts and tend to follow your heart, so you will probably end up with an unusual job.

The right job for you:
You have plenty of dream jobs but have little chance of doing any of them if you don't focus on something in particular. You need to choose something and go for it to be happy and achieve success.

How do you view success:
You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.

What are you most afraid of:
You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It's time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.

Who is your true self:
You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long